A DEAL SO GOOD EVEN IRAN HASN'T FUCKING HEARD OF IT

"We ended the war with Iran today," Trump told a campaign telerally. Iran's response: what war-ending? what deal? who are you even talking to, mate?

Buckle the fuck up, because the Conman-in-Chief has pulled off his greatest trick yet. He’s signed a historic peace deal with a country that says it hasn’t agreed to a goddamn thing, approved by a Supreme Leader who can’t confirm it, co-signed by an Israel that says it isn’t in it, and celebrated with a thousand-point market rally that he then held up a…