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AUSTRALIA COULD LITERALLY RUN OUT OF FOOD UNTIL A KIWI SHOWED UP.

Smart Aussie farmer teams up with shit hot Kiwis and becomes a force of fucking nature

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I Fucking Love Australia
Mar 23, 2026
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Right. Let’s talk about how the lucky country got so monumentally unlucky that we’re now depending on a bloke from New Zealand to make sure your Weet-Bix has wheat in it.

Because that’s where we are.

The Strait of Hormuz. A stretch of water between Iran and the UAE that most MAGA Bogans couldn’t find on a map. Turns out it’s the geographic choke point tha…

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