Right. Let’s talk about how the lucky country got so monumentally unlucky that we’re now depending on a bloke from New Zealand to make sure your Weet-Bix has wheat in it.
Because that’s where we are.
The Strait of Hormuz. A stretch of water between Iran and the UAE that most MAGA Bogans couldn’t find on a map. Turns out it’s the geographic choke point tha…


