Congratulations, Canada. You absolute fucking legends.

While Donald Trump was busy sucking his own dick about being the greatest president in the history of the known universe, Canada quietly walked into the room, smiled politely, said "sorry to bother you," and stole over a thousand of America's best nurses.

A THOUSAND.

Not a handful. Not a few disillusioned idealists with a Subaru and a dream. Over a thousa…