EVERYONE HAS A PLAN UNTIL THEY GET KICKED IN THE SAGGY BALLSACK

Mike Tyson once said “everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.”

For Donald Trump, that punch landed slightly lower. Square in the saggy, tariff-addled mangoes. And the beautiful, poetic, almost artistic thing about it? He kicked himself there. Both feet. Running start. Stuck the landing.

Let me explain.

Iran just blew up a TPY2 radar in Jordan. You know what a TPY2 radar costs? Five hundred million dollars. Half a bil…