Greedy Hoarding Fucks

You want to know why 500 service stations across Australia are sitting there with dry bowsers and tumbleweeds blowing through the forecourt?

It's not the war. It's not Iran. It's not the Strait of Hormuz. It's not Chris Bowen. It's not Albo.

It's Trevor. And Karen. And fucking Darren with his 3 jerry cans and a ute tray full of plastic drums he bought off…