Pack Your Fucking Bags, Marco

The rest of the world doesn't give a flying fuck. You're a 9-year-old threatening to run away from home who gets to the corner and turns back because he forgot his lunch.

So Marco Rubio’s out there on the tarmac, staring at his phone like a bloke who just found out his missus changed the Netflix password, telling the world that the United States might leave NATO.

Might leave NATO.

The military alliance that has kept Europe from turning into a sequel of its two worst fucking films for 75 years. The one America literally bui…