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Short memory Donald?

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I Fucking Love Australia
Feb 02, 2026
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So let me get this straight.

Donald Trump wakes up one morning and goes, “Nah, fuck China. Don’t wanna buy rare earths from them anymore. They’re mean to me.”

Cool mate. Fair enough. Supply chains, geopolitics, adult shit.

Then he looks around the room and goes, “Oi Australia. You’ve got the minerals. You’ll do.”

Oh will we?

Because here’s the tiny, inconven…

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