THE BOY WHO CRIED HORMUZ: The Complete Clusterfuck of Trump's Iran Timeline

Donald Trump has won the war, signed the deal, and bombed Iran into the Stone Age more times than you have had hot dinners. None of it happened.

This is the full, brain-melting, day-by-day autopsy of the most dishonest 4 months in modern foreign policy.

Disclaimer: No wonder we are all fucking tired, spent, and burnt the fuck out. Buckle up, viewers. This one is going to take a couple of shots of whatever gets you through the day.

THE ONE-HOUR PRESIDENT