The Cheeto Cheat

Somewhere in a Mar-a-Lago dining room, surrounded by paying members watching American foreign policy being conducted between the prawn 🦐 cocktails and the overcooked steak, the twice-impeached, thirty-four-times convicted, adjudicated rapist, charity-robbing, cancer-kid-defrauding President of the United States is staring at a map of the Caribbean doin…