The Traitor

Oh, oh HERE we go. This fucking guy. This absolute oxygen thief just told the UNITED KINGDOM — the country that has literally been America's ride-or-die since World War fucking Two — that they can get stuffed because they're late to a party nobody was invited to in the first place.

"We don't need people that join Wars after we've already won."

WON? Won WHAT exactly? What have you won, mate? You bombed Iran for three days and now you're strutting around like you just liberated Paris. The Strait of Hormuz is about to turn into the world's most expensive car park, oil's heading for the fucking moon, and this bloke's on Truth Social doing a victory lap like he just sank the Bismarck.

And the absolute BALLS on this guy — "our once Great Ally." ONCE? The UK has been dragging their soldiers into every single idiotic American military adventure for the last 80 years. Iraq? They were there. Afghanistan? Twenty years of it. Every time Washington rings, London picks up. And NOW, the ONE time Britain actually makes its own decision about whether to send carriers, this spray-tanned fucking toddler throws a tantrum because they didn't ask permission first.

"But we will remember." Oh WILL you? Will you remember, Donald? Because you can't remember which country you're putting tariffs on half the time. You called the President of a country by the wrong name last week. But yeah, you're gonna REMEMBER this.

And here's the bit that kills me — he's basically telling every single American ally on Earth: "Don't bother. We don't want you. We'll do it ourselves." Cool strategy, genius. Really working out well. How's that coalition of the willing looking? It's you and what, the UAE? Fantastic. Great alliance. Very stable.

You know what this actually is? This is a bloke who started a bar fight, is getting his arse kicked, and when his mate walks in and says "need a hand?" he goes "NAH I'M GOOD" while he's lying face down on the floor with a pool cue sticking out of his back.

The UK has two aircraft carriers. America can't even keep the sewage system working on the ones THEY'VE got. Maybe sit this one out, champ.