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Jan 19, 2026
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Alright, let’s just sit with this for a second, because this is one of those moments where you either laugh your head off or you start checking the exits and updating your passport like, right now.

The sitting President of the United States actually wrote, with his whole bloated ego hanging out, that because he didn’t get a shiny gold participation troph…

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