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I Fucking Love Australia's avatar

Twinzies, only difference is one raped the kids personally.

Chris Jones's avatar

almost - One of 'em is a dead set war criminal, the other is a dirty, greedy pedophile

Sharon Bouchard's avatar

They're both war criminals.

Jane Skillen's avatar

No, think both of them are war criminals.

Ellen R's avatar

They are both war criminals.

Scott Andrew Thomson's avatar

USA has been protecting Israel for a long time. Over 50 times the USA has vetoed UN criticism or sanctions against Israel. This partnership goes back a long time. The only credit I give past presidents is they were not stupid enough to do the current fiasco.

June McQ's avatar

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY the truth 🤬🤬🤬

Kathy Soul's avatar

Although Bush invaded Iraq. The US just needs to stop funding Israel. There’ll be no more fighting.

Pauline Barraza's avatar

I hate them as much as you, and none of this would be happening if those two SOBs hadn’t decided together to bomb Iran. BUT, even so, the US has been giving Israel billions in weapons and other things every year for decades. We’ve always been Israel’s enabler and AIPAC needs to be shut the fuck down, and we need to stop funding their genocides. In the meantime, Israel’s got universal health coverage and since abortion there is legal, the GOP is also funding…wait for it…free abortions pretty much on demand. That’s some really fucked up irony right there.

The Older Muse's avatar

Oh I love it when two murdering, thieving, psychopathic criminals break up on social media. Grabbing the popcorn. Let’s watch this shitshow begin!

Jane Skillen's avatar

Too bad lots of people are dying while they have tantrums.

David Plumb's avatar

I cannot understand how the US public forgets that Trump's incompetent response to Covid led to over a million deaths there.

Putting his re election first and the appropriate response to a pandemic second was the same as manslaughter.

Sharon Bouchard's avatar

If you watch what passes for news here, that explains a great deal.

Fi's avatar

Let's not mince words, Trump knew that starting a war would bring him and his family massive financial rewards. What he was planning was a few strikes, a few oil spikes and his bank account would be bursting. What he wasn't counting on was Iran's ability to screw Trumps ATM'S by bombing US allies in the middle east. Which in turn pissed off those allies. Those middle east allies in turn starting pissing off US big businesses, also Trump donors They all in turn then started cutting the money off to the Republicans. Oh what an evil Web we weave when at first we practice to deceive.

Cherae Stone's avatar

It is truly poetic, ennit?

Karen Lindsay's avatar

Yep and now those Gulf countries who used to think hosting US military bases kept them safe and loved are in Iran’s crosshairs, distinctly unsafe.

Daniel frey's avatar

I recommend that Aussy embrace the term "spitting Chiclets". Chiclets is a brand of gum with a candy coating that resemble incisor teeth. In Canadian hockey parlance, you may be observed spitting chiclets after experiencing a puck to the face or having been on the receiving end of an upwardly mobile elbow.

Geoff Prior's avatar

There’s a balance to you Canadians I’m starting to appreciate. Implacably serene, good, nice, generous, intelligent, the birthplace of an imbalance of sublime musical artists.

Then you have ice hockey.

Daniel frey's avatar

I have eschewed hockey since 1976; the first Stanley Cup Championship match that did not include a Canadian team. Still a proud Canadian, though a born and bred Albertan.

Jay Freedman's avatar

I rarely pay attention to hockey or any other sports, but I was working in Philadelphia in 1976 and got in line to see the Stanley Cup up close.

Jay Freedman's avatar

Hmm, that must have been 1975. The Flyers lost the championship in '76.

Daniel frey's avatar

Happy to be corrected.

Maureen L's avatar

Geoff. Mate. 🙄

Here’s a little Canadiana 101 for you. 😁

It’s hockey. Full stop. Saying “ice hockey” is like saying “Irish Guinness.” Redundant. Unnecessary. It goes without saying.

IF, for some inexplicable reason, it’s not played on ice, THEN you use a qualifier (i.e. street hockey, ball hockey, floor hockey, field hockey … [I think that’s everything]), but otherwise, it’s hockey. 🏒

You’re welcome. 😉

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Geoff Prior's avatar

Yeah nah. I first saw snow when I was thirty-four YOA. Hockey was on grass and just another excuse to try to flog the English, when we could. It is usually easier to do it with cricket. Flog the English. Ice cricket . . . now that might just be a thing, though bordering on lethal. There is this thing called indoor cricket . . .

Barbara Craig's avatar

Charming visual as well.

Keith's avatar

Put the two of them in the cage out front of the White House! I'd pay to watch a fight to the death!

Tony Armstrong's avatar

Im picturing the video to Frankie Goes to Hollywood "2 Tribes".

Valerie Smyth's avatar

Put them in & bring on the hungry lions!!!

Geoff Prior's avatar

There is a subtle difference between the words. A dropkick is unaccountable for an unspecified reason. They can’t help themselves probably ie. are vaguely forgivable, possibly capable of reasonable behaviour at another time though people would be unwise to hold their breath. A deadshit is unforgivable, for whom no breath should wasted, apart from that used to say the word.

Geoff Prior's avatar

So obviously Trump is the dropkick who can’t help himself, though I can’t imagine that changing. Netanyahu is the deadshit, unforgivable at any time from the big bang to lights out, a provincial little bastard with a big provincial bastard in his back pocket as previously suggested.

Mary Vasilakakos's avatar

Yeah, nah! Not in this case. Both infinite psychopaths 🤣🤣

Dannys's avatar

2 peas in a pod. Fantasize the same prison……

Brianna Amore's avatar

Two of the Four Horses of the Apocalypse.

John L Taylor's avatar

More like a Fuckupalypse.

Barbara Craig's avatar

What are your candidates for the other two?

Earl Baum's avatar

Putin, and an honorable mention to whoever is actually in charge in Iran

Those four, together, would nicely fit the bill

A P's avatar
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Maybe Dementia Don “Trumplethinskin” Drumpf can fight Bibi “Captain Genocide” Netanyahu for the White House UFC Freedom Fest / Trump Rally / Circle Jerk Convention. He'd probably only last 10 seconds before he shits his pants and collapses into Marco Rubio's waiting arms. Pete Hegseth would then rush the stage shirtless, profusely sweating after chugging 28 beers in 4 hours, perform a blatant Nazi salute to their handpicked Aryan military members and Proud Brothers in arms in attendance, and choke out Bibi in a blind rage. Miriam Adelson sitting in a seat of honor ( having sponsored the entire event due to every cognitively functioning American understandably not giving 2 shits) would spontaneously decombust into a swarm of locusts unleashing the apocalypse upon the festering swamplands of DC. Thus Making America Great Again and Project 2025 reaching its cultural zenith as Americans are forced to rely on poop soup instead of oil to keep the economy from going bottoms up for the remainder of Trump's time in office.

Bren M's avatar

They can both go down, and if they take Putain with them, the world would be a much better place.

Mike's avatar

One’s the same as each other.

June McQ's avatar

Both the orange fat fuckweasel and netanpoopoo need to be put out of our misery along with those in their cabals…🤬🤬🤬

lynn's avatar

fuckweasel and netanpoopoo. Good. Very, very good.

Krish's avatar

Lets hope the Israeli President and Parliament have more guts and conscience than the current US Cabinet that is jointly enabling and complicit in multiple war crimes....